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You have stumbled upon my website! Want a cookie? I'm assuming that's what you came here for. Let's not kid ourselves and say you actually visited this site to learn more about me and what I do, because that would just be silly! I have to drag my closest friends kicking and screaming just to read my blog posts! So, yeah? You want your cookie? WELL TOO BAD! I don't think you deserve a cookie because I'm still not convinced that you are genuinely here to read my website....oh what's that? You are? I seriously doubt that. If you were truly here to learn more about me then why haven't you visited the "Bio" page, hmmm???? Exactly. You think that somewhere in here I am going to say something about promising you a cookie and you think I'm going to concede and tell you how you can earn a cookie from me?
YOU are sadly mistaken. You see, if I wanted to actually tell you how to earn a cookie, I would give you a ridiculous challenge such as writing me a haiku about why you deserve a cookie in the contact box below, or something like that. Say what? You would actually do that? Didn't your mommy tell you NOT to accept cookies from strangers? Well, whatever. I accept your challenge, but I can assure you that you shall not be the only one who asks of a cookie, and that I shall carefully choose who gets a cookie and who doesn't! So there.
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